---{ Review Template }---

This little tool simplifies the creation of copy-pasta Steam reviews (if you are on this website, this is what you are looking for). I find them moderately funny, so I made this website to avoid copy-pasting the copy pasta so much. 😆

The webpage is open source along with, all my other projects at flubba.site.

Originally created by Vojtěch Struhár/steam-review-template.

The result generates with a line at the bottom that gives me and the original creator credit. Leaving it there is optional but highly appreciated! Thanks!

Gameplay

Excellent!
Very Good!
Good!
It's just gameplay!
Mehh!
Watch paint dry instead!
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Graphics

Reality looks disappointingly ugly in comparison!
Gorgeous!
Good!
Decent!
Bad!
Bus Simulator 16 Ultra Low settings!
$1 Budget game!
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Audio

Eargasm!
Very good!
Good!
Manageable!
Bad!
My ears!
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Audience

Fresh out the womb & up!
8 & up!
13 & up!
18 & up!
30 & up!
60 & up!
You will never be old enough!
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PC Requirements

Potato!
Smart toaster!
Decent!
Fast!
Ask your employer if they can give you a 500% pay raise!
Invest in a Quantum computer!
Get into a rocket flying at 50% the speed of light. Wait 3 months, return to Earth, then play the game!
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Game Size

Floppy Disk!
Old Fashioned!
Workable!
Big!
Will eat 20% of your 4TB drive!
You will want an entire drive just to hold it!
Ask Google if they have a spare mega-datacenter!
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data!
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Difficulty

Just press 'W'!
Easy!
Easy to learn / Hard to master!
Significant brain usage!
Difficult!
Learned to code in Brainfuck and wrote a whole OS in it! Playing this game is the hardest thing I have done in my life!
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Grind

Nothing to grind!
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks!
It isn't necessary to progress!
Average paid game!
Average Free-To-Play game!
You'll need to clone yourself!
Invent anti-aging technology and time travel!
WarThunder!
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Story

No Story!
Some lore!
Average!
Good!
Lovely!
It'll replace your life!
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Game Time

The speed of light is slower!
Short!
Average!
Long!
You'll die before this game runs out of content!
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Price

Worth the price!
If it's on sale!
If you find some spare money behind the couch!
Not recommended!
Burning your money is better!
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Bugs

Never heard of!
Minor bugs!
Can get annoying!
Cities: Skylines II at launch!
Developers showing off their bug implementation skills!
Cyberpunk 2077 at launch!
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Linux compatibility

Wipes Windows in frames per second!
Just as good!
With a bit of brain usage, perfectly fine!
Click a few buttons, game works fine!
Don't even try it!
Rainbow Six Siege!
Patching the kernel on a toaster and coding in assembly was easier!
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Special input devices needed?

Only if you like pain!
A controller is just as good!
Controller = better!
Unless you want to steer your car using your mind, get a controller of sorts!
Steering Wheel, if you want to improve!
Joystick!
You'll want to buy all the special input devices you can find for all the keybinds!
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